The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!