The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to see the past.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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A good Kisser

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!