the power to morph into yourself

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to not be funny

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!