The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!