The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!