- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to be a gamer

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see the past.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to be forever alone

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Pointless Super Powers