- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to fart in technicolor.

Pointless Super Powers