The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!