- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to jizz money

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to get sick

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to turn into a tree

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

Pointless Super Powers