- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to jizz money

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

the power to catch em' all

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers