- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power of the succulent game

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to turn any object into food

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

shit and piss at the same time

Pointless Super Powers