- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to make food shrimp.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to any ugly person love you.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to get laid by your right hand.

Pointless Super Powers