The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to understand irony.

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Acid tears.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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yo mama

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!