The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!