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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to like any show

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to waste money

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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to do nothing

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!