The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!