- Pointless Super Powers

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to summon a massive midget

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to sharpen a pen

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to turn into a tree

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to die on the spot

the power to disinfect wigs.