The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!