The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to die.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!