- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to speak braille.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to take a crap.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The ability to not live forever

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

Pointless Super Powers