- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see the past.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to be forever alone

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers