The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!