The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!