The power to kill yourself

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!