the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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to die when you are happy

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to live.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!