The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to think of food

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!