The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to be fireproof under water

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!