The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!