the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!