the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!