The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!