- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to yell a math problem at will

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Having the power to stand still

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Pointless Super Powers