The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!