Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to make your nose blink.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!