- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The Power to Power

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to think of food

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The ability to make water luke warm.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to read your own mind

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Pointless Super Powers