The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to speak only one language

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to fly while under water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!