The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!