I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through windows

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!