the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!