The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!