the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to die while dieing

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!