The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!