- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to revive Hitler.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

ability to levitate using my fart...

Pointless Super Powers