The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Stop clapping

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!