The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be invisible when singing

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to spelle caretly

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!