- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to become black!

The power of love

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Being able to fly in place.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to understand irony.

to make your bowel work backwards

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers