The power to count to infinity.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!