having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to plank

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!