The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to have a power

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The power to start time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!