The power to be stupid

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!