The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read captchas

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!