- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

Pointless Super Powers