The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!