The power to think salmon.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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to make asians smart

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to see through air

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!