the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!