God tier Waste of Space

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to be dead

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!