the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to troll.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to not do it.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!