- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power of being yourself

The power to drown on land.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

The power to turn into random objects

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to light glue on fire.

Pointless Super Powers