The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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swear words -jesse

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!