the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Acid tears.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!