- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to read captchas

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to control dodos

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to fall up.

The power to be a woman

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have no powers

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

to die when you are happy

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

Pointless Super Powers