The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!