The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!