The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to live.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!