The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!