the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to shit bricks

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to get arrested

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!