The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!